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He has a massive c**k Baldock, Baldock Baldock
he tucks it in his football sock, Baldock Baldock
he swings his c**k around his head, he f**ked a bird and now shes dead,
sam-my Bal-dock West Ham's number 7!
Rating:
7
Votes: 3
Rating: 7/10 (3 votes cast)
Submitted by: KIWIHAMMER on Friday 4 May 2012 at 05:45
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I'm forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air, they fly so high they nearly reach the sky, little I my think they fade and die oh west ham are crap they bad football they have got crap fans there are all like pans!
Rating:
4
Votes: 9
Rating: 4/10 (9 votes cast)
Submitted by: Anon on Tuesday 7 February 2012 at 09:38
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Semi pro, semi pro ,, semi pro ,Semi pro, semi pro ,, semi pro ,, Seeeeeeeeeeemiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Pro!
To the tune of: Here We Go
Rating:
7
Votes: 9
Rating: 7/10 (9 votes cast)
Submitted by: Anon on Saturday 22 October 2011 at 09:01
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When I see u nolan I go of my f*****g head I just cant get enough I just cant get enough
when u sign for west ham and we f**k the gordies up I justcantget enough I just can get enough
when we play the pickey's and your runnin round the den I just cant seem to get enough of du du dududududu du du dududududu. kevin nolan (Repeat du du dudududud. kevin nolan)
To the tune of: I Just Can't Get Enough
Rating:
8
Votes: 20
Rating: 8/10 (20 votes cast)
Submitted by: alex vargas on Thursday 22 September 2011 at 19:55
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Demba ba
scores a goal
Demba ba
gone to Newcastle.
To the tune of: What's My Name by Rihanna
Rating:
6
Votes: 9
Rating: 6/10 (9 votes cast)
Submitted by: Liam on Sunday 26 June 2011 at 10:21
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Que Sera Sera
whatever will be will be
we're going to Coventry
que sera sera.
Comments: Sung in May before West Ham's Relegation.
To the tune of: Que Sera Sera by Doris Day
Rating:
9
Votes: 9
Rating: 9/10 (9 votes cast)
Submitted by: Liam on Sunday 26 June 2011 at 10:16
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