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A chant sung by Bradford City fans about Phil Thornton Leeds United.

Phil Thornton is a wanker

he wears a bantams hat

he cannot get it up

coz its like a cricket bat

even with the Ky

it is a proper squeeze

so phil gets out the primula

his c**k stinks of cheese.

Comments: Phil as a right chair leg c**k.

To the tune of: Fat Sam is a Wanker

Rating:

Votes: 9

Submitted by: Some asian bird at work on Wednesday 16 May 2012 at 20:01

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A chant sung by Newcastle United fans about Demba Ba.

Ba, huh, yeah
what did he cost us
absolutely nothing!

To the tune of: War by Edwin Starr

Rating:

Votes: 9

Submitted by: Matt on Friday 6 April 2012 at 18:05

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A chant sung by Birmingham City fans about Chris Burke.

Burke!
burke will tear you apart; again.

Comments: For our prodigy, Chris Burke.

Rating:

Votes: 6

Submitted by: sonic with a blue nose on Thursday 12 April 2012 at 13:37

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A chant sung by Wolverhampton Wanderers fans about Matthew Jarvis.

He plays on the left
he plays on the right
that boy mat jarvis

makes messi look s**te.

Rating:

Votes: 6

Submitted by: Anon on Monday 29 November 2010 at 13:49

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A chant sung by Manchester City fans.

We are man city we score where we are hoot hoot !!

Rating:

Votes: 5

Submitted by: nicky on Monday 14 May 2012 at 19:04

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A chant sung by Real Madrid fans about Sergio Ramos who plays/ played for Real Madrid.

Ramos killed a pigeon nah nah nah ramos killed a pigeon nah nah nah.

Comments: Ramos.

To the tune of: Rebel Rebel

Rating:

Votes: 5

Submitted by: billy hunt you silly cunt on Friday 27 April 2012 at 12:03

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