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He's armband proved he was a red, Torres, Torres,
and then Vidic kicked him in the head, Torres, Torres,
he rolled around upon the ground,
and from the Kop there was no sound,
fernando Torres Liverpools number 9.
Comments: Made in Dt Construction.
To the tune of: The Animals Go in Two by Two
Rating:
10
Votes: 2
Rating: 10/10 (2 votes cast)
Submitted by: Briam Keith Groberts on Friday 18 May 2012 at 14:25
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Penisland.org.
To the tune of: The Game
Rating:
8
Votes: 12
Rating: 8/10 (12 votes cast)
Submitted by: Anon on Thursday 26 April 2012 at 00:55
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Bill Shankley said to matt busby
have you ever been to highbury?
no said matt you cockney twat..
hail the stretford enders!
Rating:
10
Votes: 1
Rating: 10/10 (1 vote cast)
Submitted by: Anon on Tuesday 24 April 2012 at 14:18
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Park, Park
where ever you may be
you eat dogs in your country
but to be fare to you
your not scouse
they eat rats in their council house.
Rating:
8
Votes: 5
Rating: 8/10 (5 votes cast)
Submitted by: Anon on Saturday 14 April 2012 at 20:42
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Sign oooooon!
sign oooooon!
with a peeeeen, in your haaaaaand!
'cause you'll neeeeevvvvveeeerrrr wwoooooorrrrkk, aaaaaggggaaaaaiiiiin!
yooooouuuuuu'lllllll, Neeeeeeevvvvvvveeeeerrrr Wwwwoooooorrrrkkkkk, Aaaaagggaaaaaaaaiiinnnn!
Comments: One for all the scouse bin dipping dole scums!
To the tune of: You'll Never Walk Alone
Rating:
9
Votes: 8
Rating: 9/10 (8 votes cast)
Submitted by: Ku Klux Luis on Monday 9 April 2012 at 15:11
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He cheats!
he dives!
he hates the Jackson Five!
suareeezzzzz! Suareeezzzzz!
Comments: Most recent appearance was when Stoke took a giant away support for the to-one F.a. Cup loss to Liverpool. We might have lost on the pitch, but we put the famous anfield atmosphere to the sword! You only sing when you're winning, scouse tourist attraction f.c.
Rating:
8
Votes: 9
Rating: 8/10 (9 votes cast)
Submitted by: Ku Klux Luis on Monday 9 April 2012 at 15:07
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