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Calvin Zola
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Zola's got a massive cock,
zola, Zola.
he tucks it in his football sock,
zola, Zola.
he shagged a bird and now shes dead,
he swings his c**k around his head,
calvin Zola, Alex number one0!
Rating:
4
Votes: 85
Rating: 4/10 (85 votes cast)
Submitted by: Alex Ranger on Sunday 1 April 2012 at 14:16
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We bought a man called Zola,
he came from Africa,
we bought him for two hundred,
from a club called Tranmere.
Tranmere laughed at us and said that he was s**te,
nowww we nooo, the fake Scousers right.
Comments: He is s**te.
Rating:
6
Votes: 15
Rating: 6/10 (15 votes cast)
Submitted by: Alex Ranger on Tuesday 26 May 2009 at 04:12
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There's only one Calvin Zola, only one Calvin Zola, he used to be sh**e, but now he's a white, walking in a Zola wonderland.
Comments: It's true.
To the tune of: Walking in a Winter Wonderland
Rating:
5
Votes: 22
Rating: 5/10 (22 votes cast)
Submitted by: FEEB on Tuesday 20 May 2008 at 12:00
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