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A chant sung by Bournemouth fans about Conal Platt.

Posh Spice is a slapper
She has a hairy tw*t
When she's sh*gging Beckham
she thinks of Conal Platt!

Comments: Song from last season, Conal has now left the club and was at Weymouth last I heard

To the tune of: My Old Man's a Dustman

Rating:

6

Votes: 37

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Rating: 6/10 (37 votes cast)

Submitted by: Jim Smith on Sunday 30 March 2008 at 21:02

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