Cristiano Ronaldo

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A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Cristiano Ronaldo.

Viva Ronaldo, Viva Ronaldo,
He got on a planee,
He's gone to play in Spain,
Viva-a Ronaldo-o.

To the tune of: Viva Ronaldo

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Votes: 93

Currently 8/10
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Rating: 8/10 (93 votes cast)

Submitted by: Peter Crouches Crotch on Sunday 19 July 2009 at 23:48

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A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Cristiano Ronaldo.

He plays on the left,
he plays on the right,
fat boy Ronaldo makes Ribery look s***e.

Comments: He may be fat but at least he scores more goals.

To the tune of: That Boy Ronaldo

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Votes: 50

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Submitted by: crystal on Wednesday 8 July 2009 at 12:51

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A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Cristiano Ronaldo.

F**k off Ronaldo, f**k of Ronaldo,
80 million quid bid, away to Real Madrid,
f**k off Ronaldo.

Comments: He's a bit of a traitor but still a class player.

To the tune of: Viva Ronaldo

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Votes: 42

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Submitted by: Phily K MUFC on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 23:19

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A chant sung about Cristiano Ronaldo who plays/ played for Real Madrid.

He puts his transfer in,
he puts his transfer out,
in, out, in, out,
he f***s his club about,
he does the Cristiano,
and he changes his mind,
that's what it's all about.

Oh Ronaldo is a w****r, Oh Ronaldo is a w****r, Oh Ronaldo is a w****r,
knees bent, arms stretched, dive, dive, dive!

To the tune of: Hokey Cokey

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Votes: 38