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Dirk Kuyt
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Kuyt, Kuyt,
where ever you may be,
you hit every branch of the ugly tree,
could be worse you could be a Manc,
waking your sister up for a w**k!
Rating:
9
Votes: 33
Rating: 9/10 (33 votes cast)
Submitted by: Anon on Friday 20 May 2011 at 09:31
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We know your sloth from the goonies
sloth from the goonies we know your f***ing sloth from the goonies!
Comments: Kuyt is an ugly c**t!
To the tune of: Sloth from the Goonies
Rating:
5
Votes: 29
Rating: 5/10 (29 votes cast)
Submitted by: Benj Atkinson on Monday 7 March 2011 at 11:08
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Striker Dirk, Striker Dirk,
get down to work and tap one in
don't let them win, oh no, no.
To the tune of: Grocer Jack (Excerpt from a Teenage Opera) by Keith West
Rating:
3
Votes: 38
Rating: 3/10 (38 votes cast)
Submitted by: J J Bevan on Friday 13 November 2009 at 22:37
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Dirk Kuyt,
Wherever you may be,
You smoke dope in your home country.
But it could be worse,
You could be Manc,
Waking your sister up for a w**k!
Rating:
8
Votes: 79
Rating: 8/10 (79 votes cast)
Submitted by: rarararafabenitez on Sunday 30 March 2008 at 16:50
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Put your hands up for Dirk Kuyt,
he loves this city!
To the tune of: Put Your Hands Up For Detroit by Fedde Le Grand
Rating:
7
Votes: 64
Rating: 7/10 (64 votes cast)
Submitted by: Anon on Sunday 9 September 2007 at 14:32
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