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Jack Puddy
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Puddy is mutton dressed as lamb
is hair is like a cat
he puts his t shirt in a framb
and doesnt ever stop for a chat.
To the tune of: Im a Wanker
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Submitted by: jacko on Thursday 17 May 2012 at 12:40
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Every day whyen you're walking down the street,
everybody that you meet,
they spit all over your face,
its a simple message,
and it comes from their mouths,
they want you to f**k off,
and that's the way to start,
and puddy says Hey, I know i'm s**t at football,
i will learn to work and play,
and get along with my team mates,
and puddy says Hey, Hey Gaffer i'm not that bad
woooooooooooooooooahahahahah youre S**t.
Comments: Pugalararararaarararararararararrrarararararararrararararararrarrrrr.
To the tune of: Baa Baa Black Sheep
Rating:
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Votes: 115
Rating: 9/10 (115 votes cast)
Submitted by: Lukey Bale on Wednesday 7 March 2012 at 14:38
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Pudd the keeper,
can he save it?
pudd the keeper,
no he can't
he's worse than a mole who needs the loo,
when he's in goal,
he hasn't got a clue
pudd and the gang have so much fun
working together
they f**k s**t up.
To the tune of: Bob the Builder
Rating:
6
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Submitted by: Anon on Thursday 9 February 2012 at 11:19
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Puddy you're shit
you live in a pit
you're like Torres
he never f*****g scores
when you go in goal
you're worse than a mole
you always mess stuff up
because you're a motherfucking c**t.
To the tune of: Auld Lang Syne
Rating:
7
Votes: 6
Rating: 7/10 (6 votes cast)
Submitted by: Anon on Thursday 9 February 2012 at 11:12
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Oh Puddy you're so shit,
oh Puddy,
up front you're shit
in goal you're shit
everywhere you go
you're f*****g shit
you're a f*****g motherfucking cunt
fucking s**t
fucking hell.
To the tune of: Fight Fire With Fire
Rating:
7
Votes: 6
Rating: 7/10 (6 votes cast)
Submitted by: Chris BB on Thursday 9 February 2012 at 11:07
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Theres only one jack puddy
theres only one jack puddy
licking the table,
playing dragon fable,
puddy is a f*****g window licker.
To the tune of: The Club Biscuit TV Advert
Rating:
8
Votes: 12
Rating: 8/10 (12 votes cast)
Submitted by: agfsw on Thursday 26 January 2012 at 12:15
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