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Mistletoe And Wine by Cliff Richard
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Christmas time,
heroin and wine,
kids indulging in petty crime,
your mum is a Mack-head,
your dad is a tool,
a typical family from Blackpool.
Comments: Sung to those dirty donkey lashers!
To the tune of: Mistletoe And Wine by Cliff Richard
Rating:
5
Votes: 27
Rating: 5/10 (27 votes cast)
Submitted by: Andy Holgate on Monday 10 August 2009 at 19:38
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Christmas time, valium and wine,
children indulging in serious crime,
with mum on the heroine, and dad snorting coke,
Christmas is magic when you support Stoke.
To the tune of: Mistletoe And Wine by Cliff Richard
Rating:
7
Votes: 28
Rating: 7/10 (28 votes cast)
Submitted by: Anon on Monday 30 March 2009 at 16:15
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Xmas time, lithium n wine, Children indulging in petty crime, Dads on the heroin n mums on the pull, That's wot it's like living in Hull..!
Comments: just in jest X
To the tune of: Mistletoe And Wine by Cliff Richard
Rating:
8
Votes: 48
Rating: 8/10 (48 votes cast)
Submitted by: FOREST BIATCH on Tuesday 20 May 2008 at 12:00
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