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My Old Man's a Dustman
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Stephen Carr's a bluenose
he hates the Villa fans
he called the North Stand w***ers
he got a one-match ban
cheryl Cole is stunning
she wears a red g-string
and when she goes out nightclubbing
she hides from Marlon King.
Comments: Song sung for (Believe it or not) our player Marlon King.
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9
Votes: 14
Rating: 9/10 (14 votes cast)
Submitted by: d on Monday 31 October 2011 at 14:12
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Oooooh Kevin Gallen's Magic
he wears a Magic Hat
he plays for Queens Park Rangers
he's such a lovely chap
he scores with his left foot
he scores with his right
and when he plays at Chelsea
he scores all f*cking night
repeat.
Comments: A chant still used at Qpr but often substituted with other players names.
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Rating:
9
Votes: 3
Rating: 9/10 (3 votes cast)
Submitted by: Grove Ranger on Thursday 19 May 2011 at 13:41
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Oh Chrissy Simms a top lad
we signed him from Southport
and now he plays for Chester
we know he's gonna score
he wouldn't sign for Chorley
coz we all know they're Shite
he signed for Chester FC
COZ we're f****n dynamite.
Comments: Top Chant.
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Rating:
8
Votes: 11
Rating: 8/10 (11 votes cast)
Submitted by: True Blue on Thursday 24 March 2011 at 10:48
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Sam Smith was a Poppy,
he didn't have a clue.
but now he plays at Nene Park,
he's Rushden through and through.
He wouldn't sign for Kettering,
he said b******s to that.
he signed on for the Diamonds
'cos Ladak is a t**t.
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Rating:
9
Votes: 69
Rating: 9/10 (69 votes cast)
Submitted by: Al on Thursday 9 December 2010 at 20:55
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Wooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
andy Ritchie's magic
he wears a magic hat
and when he saw the Oldham
he said I fancy that
he could of stayed at Man U
but they are full of shite
and when he saw the Oldham he said f******g Dynamite
wooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
andy Ritchie's magic
he wears a magic hat
and when he saw the Oldham
he said I fancy that
he scores them with his left foot
he scores them with his right
and when he's playing City he will score all f*****g night.
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Rating:
8
Votes: 50
Rating: 8/10 (50 votes cast)
Submitted by: Anon on Monday 23 August 2010 at 21:43
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Oh Raffas f*****n mental
his team is full of crap
he thinks they'll win the title
but we're not having that.
They thought they'd got it sorted
in 2009
but up popped Alex ferguson
and said it's f*****g mine.
Comments: Raffa must stay --- or they may get someone who knows what he's doing.
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Rating:
9
Votes: 22
Rating: 9/10 (22 votes cast)
Submitted by: Paul Castle on Thursday 24 December 2009 at 16:55
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