One Man Went to Mow

A chant sung by Dagenham and Redbridge fans about Steve Evans who is/ was manager of Crawley Town.

One man couldn't carry (Carry),
couldn't carry Evans (C***),
one man and a forklift truck,
couldn't carry Evans.

two men couldn't carry (Carry),
couldn't carry Evans (C***),
two men, one man and a forklift truck,
couldn't carry Evans.

three men couldn't carry (Carry),
couldn't carry Evans (C***),
three men, two men, one man and a forklift truck,
couldn't carry Evans.

*repeat up to Ten men*

dagenham **clapclapclap*
dagenham **clapclapclap**

Comments: Dirty cheating scumbag Steve Evans.

To the tune of: One Man Went to Mow

Rating:

Votes: 10

Submitted by: DiggaDagga on Sunday 21 August 2011 at 00:43

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A chant sung by Arsenal fans.

Were never gonna give up we're gonna win the cup and no one is gonna stop us because we're strong we got a super super squad.

To the tune of: One Man Went to Mow

Rating:

Votes: 16

Submitted by: garry on Friday 9 April 2010 at 17:10

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A chant sung by Chelsea fans about West Ham United and Tottenham Hotspur.

We don't spend our time, standing in the dole queue,
we don't spend half our time standing in the dole queue.

To the tune of: One Man Went to Mow

Rating:

Votes: 55

Submitted by: Danny on Tuesday 30 September 2008 at 11:32

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A chant sung by Chelsea fans about Frank Lampard.

10 men couldn't carry, couldn't carry lampard,
10 men and a fork lift truck couldn't carry lampard

To the tune of: One Man Went to Mow

Rating:

Votes: 68

Submitted by: ian m on Sunday 30 March 2008 at 13:07

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