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The Animals Went in Two by Two
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The Dembas came in two by two
pardew, Pardew
the Taylors came in two by two
pardew, Pardew
the Ameobis there we're two
but they're as sh*te as me and you
aaaaaalan Paaaaaardew's buildin' a massive ark.
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9
Votes: 10
Rating: 9/10 (10 votes cast)
Submitted by: Jimmy on Monday 9 April 2012 at 23:14
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He scored three goals against the scum
grant Holt, Grant Holt
he scored three goals against the scum
grant Holt, Grant Holt
he scored three goals against the scum,
wesley scored the other one
super Grant Holt
norwich's number 9.
Comments: Sung to Grant Holt (Celebrating our stuffing of Ipshandt 4-one @@@ Carra last season)
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9
Votes: 34
Rating: 9/10 (34 votes cast)
Submitted by: Kevin R on Thursday 8 September 2011 at 15:47
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Updated Version............
his armband proved he was a red Suarez! Suarez!
not a greedy s**t like Torres! Torres!
£50 mill and always moans!
sits on the bench 'Cos he's injury prone!
fernando Torres Chelsea Number 9!
nana nana nana nana nana na na!
nana nana nana nana nana na na!
gets the ball and scores again....
...to a hospital with a broken limb!!
fernando Torres Sick-note Number 9!
Comments: Updated version with added last verses!
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Rating:
8
Votes: 20
Rating: 8/10 (20 votes cast)
Submitted by: LFC KIDC on Friday 4 February 2011 at 17:51
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A chant sung by Liverpool fans about Torres who plays/ played for Chelsea.
His arm-band lied he's not a red, torres torres
the russian millions swayed his head, torres torres
just watch it now you've ruined your life
cuz john terry will shag your wife
fernando torres chelsea's new rent boy.
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Rating:
7
Votes: 11
Rating: 7/10 (11 votes cast)
Submitted by: Eric on Friday 4 February 2011 at 14:11
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