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The Laughing Policeman
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Posh spice loves the Darlo
she goes to every match
and when shes shagging beckham
she thinks of Liam Hatch
liam Hatch
liam Hatch
liam Liam Hatch
he gets the ball and scores a goal
liam Liam Hatch.
To the tune of: The Laughing Policeman
Rating:
7
Votes: 3
Rating: 7/10 (3 votes cast)
Submitted by: Tom Siddle on Wednesday 10 August 2011 at 01:28
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Oh Danny Kedwell's Magic
he wears a magic hat
and when he saw Wimbledon he said I fancy that
he didn't sign for Wrexham or Chester cause there s***e
he signed for Wimbledon because they're f*****g dynamite.
To the tune of: The Laughing Policeman
Rating:
7
Votes: 7
Rating: 7/10 (7 votes cast)
Submitted by: Anon on Wednesday 14 October 2009 at 15:00
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Lee Camp is a Red dog
He used to be a ram
but then he signed for Forest
'cos he's a proper man.
He took the s**t from Derby
and kissed the Forest tree
and then he went and took the p**s
and saved their penalty.
To the tune of: The Laughing Policeman
Rating:
8
Votes: 23
Rating: 8/10 (23 votes cast)
Submitted by: trevallion on Friday 3 July 2009 at 12:57
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Oh Dean Windass' magic,
he wears a magic hat,
he plays for Bradford City,
he's such a lovely chap,
he scores with his left foot,
he scores with his right,
and when we plays the Hudders',
he scores all f****n' night.
To the tune of: The Laughing Policeman
Rating:
7
Votes: 16
Rating: 7/10 (16 votes cast)
Submitted by: ashley robinson on Friday 17 April 2009 at 21:18
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Stevie Bull's a tatter,
he wears a tatters hat,
he plays for Wolverhampton,
and he's a f*****g t**t,
he runs it down the left wing,
he runs it down the right,
he couldn't score a goal,
if he played all f*****g night.
To the tune of: The Laughing Policeman
Rating:
8
Votes: 63
Rating: 8/10 (63 votes cast)
Submitted by: HazzaWBA on Friday 27 March 2009 at 16:18
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There is a team called city they come from Birmingham,
they got knocked out the fa cup by alec stocks. Fulham twas in the final minute the referee blew up and now those blue and white ******** are out of the fa cup.
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha.
Comments: 1975 semi final replay
To the tune of: The Laughing Policeman
Rating:
5
Votes: 42
Rating: 5/10 (42 votes cast)
Submitted by: bunny sale on Monday 31 March 2008 at 12:03
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