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A chant sung by Arsenal fans.
A little bit of Van Persie in our lives
a little bit of Arshavin down the sides
a little bit of Gallas is what we need
a little bit of Walcott with his speed
a little bit of Vermalen in defense
a little bit of Fabregas he's imense
a little bit of cheering from the fans
we've got the best team in the land.
To the tune of: Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega
Rating:
9
Votes: 2
Rating: 9/10 (2 votes cast)
Submitted by: Divyesh on Friday 19 March 2010 at 01:07
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Hes a maniac, a meniac
is that wasif.
Comments: Great.
To the tune of: Manic
Rating:
10
Votes: 1
Rating: 10/10 (1 vote cast)
Submitted by: danny lofthouse on Thursday 18 March 2010 at 11:22
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To-one Up 3 --to Down Bimingham City Are the S**te of the Town the Whole Team Are Useless and We Know They Cant Play and We'll See Them in the Coca Cola One Day the Managers a Knob John Terry Got His Missus of the Blob and I Bet Two of the Players Are Gay ..
To the tune of: Lord of the Dance
Rating:
9
Votes: 7
Rating: 9/10 (7 votes cast)
Submitted by: Anon on Tuesday 9 March 2010 at 10:46
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Chelsea Werever They May Be Dont Leave Ya Missus with John Terry Because His Moms a Shof Lifter and His Dad Deals Coke but John Ent a Bad Bloke.
Comments: Funny.
To the tune of: Lord of the Dance
Rating:
3
Votes: 5
Rating: 3/10 (5 votes cast)
Submitted by: FRANK on Tuesday 9 March 2010 at 10:36
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A chant sung by Chelsea fans about John Terry who plays/ played for All.
Chelsea, wherever you may be
don't leave your wife with John Terry
coz he'll knock her up and get rid of it for free
you cheating b*****d John Terry.
To the tune of: Lord of the Dance
Rating:
8
Votes: 19
Rating: 8/10 (19 votes cast)
Submitted by: Arsene Wenger on Sunday 7 March 2010 at 16:28
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Oh Ryan Harley,
you are the love of my life,
oh Ryan Harley,
and if you shagged my wife,
oh Ryan Harley.
I'd want ginger hair too!
To the tune of: Can't Take My Eyes Off You (I Love You Baby...) by Frankie Valli
Rating:
4
Votes: 3
Rating: 4/10 (3 votes cast)
Submitted by: ECFCJohn on Friday 5 March 2010 at 16:58
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