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A chant sung by Bradford City fans about Phil Thornton Leeds United.

Phil Thornton is a wanker

he wears a bantams hat

he cannot get it up

coz its like a cricket bat

even with the Ky

it is a proper squeeze

so phil gets out the primula

his c**k stinks of cheese.

Comments: Phil as a right chair leg c**k.

To the tune of: Fat Sam is a Wanker

Rating:

Votes: 9

Submitted by: Some asian bird at work on Wednesday 16 May 2012 at 20:01

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A chant sung by Real Madrid fans about Sergio Ramos who plays/ played for Real Madrid.

Ramos killed a pigeon nah nah nah ramos killed a pigeon nah nah nah.

Comments: Ramos.

To the tune of: Rebel Rebel

Rating:

Votes: 5

Submitted by: billy hunt you silly cunt on Friday 27 April 2012 at 12:03

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A chant sung by Blackburn Rovers fans about Keano who is/ was manager of Blackburn Rovers.

In the jungle behind a tree selling condoms for 99p

big ones small ones take your pick all depends on the size of your dick !
extra Small for Keano !!

Comments: Keano is a w****r nah nah nah.

To the tune of: Blackburn

Rating:

Votes: 4

Submitted by: billy hunt on Friday 27 April 2012 at 11:56

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A chant sung by AFC Wimbledon fans.

Any pie will do,
chicken and mushroom,
with lots of gravy,
any pie will do!

Comments: Sung at Plainmoor, vs Torquay United to5/one0/oneone.

To the tune of: Any Dream Will Do from Joseph And the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat

Rating:

Votes: 4

Submitted by: Kelly Chaplin on Wednesday 26 October 2011 at 21:27

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A chant sung by Sunderland fans.

O o o its colback, you knoow,

never believe its not scholes


its colback you knoow
never believe its not scholes.

To the tune of: Magic by Pilot

Rating:

Votes: 3

Submitted by: besty on Thursday 3 May 2012 at 14:44

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A chant sung by Aston Villa fans about Paul McGrath.

Paul McGrath my lord, Paul McGrath,
paul McGrath my lord, Paul McGrath,
paul McGrath my lord, Paul McGrath,
oh Lord Paul McGrath...

on the p*ss my lord, on the p*ss,
on the p*ss my lord, on the p*ss,
on the p*ss my lord, on the p*ss,
oh Lord on the p*ss...

it's your round my lord, it's your round,
it's your round my lord, it's your round,
it's your round my lord, it's your round,
oh Lord it's your round.


*then either*

empty seats my lord, empty seats,
empty seats my lord, empty seats,
empty seats my lord, empty seats,
oh Lord empty seats...

*or*

s**t support my lord, s**t support,
s**t support my lord, s**t support,
s**t support my lord, s**t support,
oh Lord s**t support.

Comments: Possibly one of the most beautiful and fierce songs sung from the Holte end.

To the tune of: Kumbaya

Rating:

Votes: 3

Submitted by: Dave on Friday 13 April 2012 at 18:58

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