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A chant sung by Arsenal fans about David Luiz who plays/ played for Arsenal.
His name is David f*****g Luiz.
he loves to take the piss.
we love him on the pitch.
so he could be a f*****g bitch.
he throws players down into a ditch.
changes football to rugby like this.
we go down down down (in the table)
down down down (in the table)
Comments: The reason Arsenal fans have started singing this chant is because David Luiz's Performances haven't been great recently.
To the tune of: So Come on Wilfried Bony
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Submitted by: Edwards Mcalllister on Tuesday 1 December 2020 at 04:07
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He scores when he wants,
he just doesnt waaaaant,
anthony Martial,
he just doesn’t want.
Comments: Anthony Martial can genuinely score whenever he likes but the problem is he just doesn’t want.
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Submitted by: Daryl Marmalade on Sunday 29 November 2020 at 12:08
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Stink when You’re Winning,
you only Stink when Youre Winning,
stink when Youre Wiiiiinninggg,
you only stink when you’re wiinnning.
Comments: Sung by fans to Swindon town as they only stink when they’re winning.
To the tune of: Jingle Bells
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Submitted by: Strawberry Joe on Sunday 29 November 2020 at 11:59
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There’s only one golden jumper,
one golden Jumper.
and it lives at the memorial stadium and the only person that’s allowed to wear it is John Joe O’toooooooole.
Comments: John Joe O’toole has this as his ringtone.
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Submitted by: Seymour Butts on Sunday 29 November 2020 at 11:56
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Nineteen 90s football made us cry thinking about next-doors
trophies held high now our club's rich we have cash so them titles will come fast we're on the road to Wembley we don't need abramovic cant understand what foreign players yell at me f**k it them oil shaikhs are rich come on you blues come on you blues write your cheques and sign your shoes for 90 minutes we'll let you know you bought the titles here we go come on you blues come on you blues write your cheques and sign your shoes for 90 minutes we'll give you s**t because you bought the premiership poorly poorly and you're s**te kid poorly poorly and you're s**te kid poorly poorly and you're s**te kid and the Gunners Are Invincible Long.
Comments: Wishing all gunners to blast out this from the cannons.
To the tune of: Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur (come on You Reds Man Utd)
Rating:
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Votes: 10
Rating: 6/10 (10 votes cast)
Submitted by: speedy Yorkshire on Sunday 22 November 2020 at 01:08
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No income tax, no vat
60 grand transfer fee
black or white
rich or poor
peter Crouch is gonna score
god bless Peter Crouch
long live Peter Crouch
c’est magnifique Peter Crouch.
To the tune of: Only Fools & Horses Theme Tune
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Votes: 10
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Submitted by: Teddy Levin on Thursday 19 November 2020 at 06:58
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