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A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Anderson.

Anderson son son
He's better than Kleberson
Anderson son son
He's our midfiled magician
to the left to the right
to the samba beat tonight
he is class with a brass
and he shits on Fabregas

To the tune of: Agadoo by Black Lace

Rating:

6

Votes: 112

Rating: 6/10 (112 votes cast)


Submitted by: jason brookes from crewe on Sunday 30 March 2008 at 21:33

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A chant sung by West Ham United fans.

He's queer he's bent his arse is up for rent
Elton John
Elton John

Comments: Sung to the Watford fans back in the eighties

Rating:

7

Votes: 94

Rating: 7/10 (94 votes cast)


Submitted by: Fortune always hiding on Sunday 30 March 2008 at 21:31

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A chant sung by Manchester United fans.

U N I T E D
UNITED IS THE TEAM FOR ME
WITH A NICK NACK PADDY WACK
GIVE THE DOG A BONE
WHY DONT CITY F**K OFF HOME

Rating:

7

Votes: 344

Rating: 7/10 (344 votes cast)


Submitted by: BRETT THE MANC on Sunday 30 March 2008 at 21:30

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A chant sung by Watford fans.

"He's bent he's queer he takes it up the rear
Elton John
Elton John"

Comments: Sung by the West Ham fans back inthe eighties

Rating:

6

Votes: 588

Rating: 6/10 (588 votes cast)


Submitted by: Fortunes always hiding on Sunday 30 March 2008 at 21:28

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A chant sung by Charlton Athletic fans about Zheng Zhi.

Zheng Zhi wherever you may be,
you sell dodgy dvds.
Could've been worse,
could've been Millwall,
selling crack in a primary school.

To the tune of: Lord of the Dance

Rating:

8

Votes: 379

Rating: 8/10 (379 votes cast)


Submitted by: Pudsy on Sunday 30 March 2008 at 21:12

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A chant sung by Leeds United fans.

"Your down the pub you drink ten pints
you eat sponge and custard
you go back home and you beat your wife cause you're a Northern Bastard"

Comments: Sung by the West Ham fans in the eighties

Rating:

6

Votes: 113

Rating: 6/10 (113 votes cast)


Submitted by: Fortunes always hiding on Sunday 30 March 2008 at 20:59

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