He @@@ls a muscle every game or to, Torres Torres, he has to sit and warm the bench, Torres Torres,...


A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Fernando Torres to Liverpool to the tune Liverpool Fernando Torres Song

He @@ls a muscle every game or to, Torres Torres,
he has to sit and warm the bench, Torres Torres,
and when he plays and is about to score oh no his f@@@@g hamstring's torn,
Fernando Torres, Liverpool's pile of s@@e.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,
Fernando Torres, Liverpool's pile of s@@e.

Tongue in cheek.

By Rocco F