Robson Utting chants
A chant sung by Cheltenham Town fans about player Julian Alsop
Oh how we love (Repeat) your goalscoring (Repeat) your chain smoking (Repeat) your beer-drinking (Repeat) your elbowing (Repeat) your fine...
In 2004, there was an prank-gone-wrong involving Julian Alsop, a banana, and a youth player's rectum, resulting in him being sacked from Oxford United --- 6 years later, after signing for Cheltenham, this song was born.