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Small Heath Alliance, Small Heath Alliance FC, Small Heath Alliance Because We Hate Those Villians.
Rating:
6
Votes: 19
Rating: 6/10 (19 votes cast)
Submitted by: on Friday 26 April 2019 at 17:10
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Gary Gardener, Gary Gardener, Used to f*****g hate us but now he’s a brummie!
Rating:
6
Votes: 15
Rating: 6/10 (15 votes cast)
Submitted by: on Friday 26 April 2019 at 15:36
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We’ve got the Monk,
super Garry Monk,
i just don’t think you understand.
harry spent the lot,
cotterill lost the plot.
we’ve got super Garry Monk.
Rating:
6
Votes: 38
Rating: 6/10 (38 votes cast)
Submitted by: Jack Gilbert on Tuesday 16 April 2019 at 17:15
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My garden shed (My garden shed, is bigger than this! (is bigger than this) My garden shed is bigger than this, it’s got a door and a window, my garden shed is bigger than this!
my boxer shorts (My boxer shorts, are bigger than this! (Are bigger than this) My boxer shorts are bigger than this, they’ve got a hole and a skid mark, my boxer shorts are bigger than this!
my budgie’s cage (My budgie’s cage, is bigger than this! (is bigger than this) My budgie’s cage is bigger than this, it’s got a perch and a mirror, my budgie’s cage is bigger than this!
Comments: Sung by Birmingham City fans at Watford, mocking the club’s Vicarage Road stadium.
To the tune of: Oh When the Saints Go Marching in
Rating:
6
Votes: 138
Rating: 6/10 (138 votes cast)
Submitted by: on Monday 8 April 2019 at 19:30
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Oh Garry Monks a bluenose he hates those Villa fans he knows that they are wankers he don't care what say
dean Smith is a prick his mother is a whore and when goes out stripping she thinks of Agbonlahor.
To the tune of: Steven Carr is a Bluenose
Rating:
7
Votes: 32
Rating: 7/10 (32 votes cast)
Submitted by: on Monday 4 February 2019 at 18:23
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We've Conquered All the Midlands
we're Never Gonna Stop
we Beat Villa and the Baggies
we Won the Carling Cup
gil Merrick and Stern John
all from St Andrews!
we're the Loyal F****n Bluebhoys
and We've Come from Birmingham!
To the tune of: Allez Allez Allez
Rating:
6
Votes: 23
Rating: 6/10 (23 votes cast)
Submitted by: Joe The Cube on Friday 30 November 2018 at 19:33
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