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Milton Keynes Dons
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He's got a bottle of shampoo, he'll never use. He's got a massive wallet, a Roller too. His breath stinks he's ugly, he f**ks kids and dogs.
but he loves Mk so he's our God.
Comments: About owner Pete Winkleman.
To the tune of: He's got the Whole World in his Hands
Rating:
6
Votes: 16
Rating: 6/10 (16 votes cast)
Submitted by: Tesco Safeway on Monday 28 October 2019 at 08:47
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Sit down or we'll steal your club.
Comments: A reference to Mkd having stolen Wimbledon FC.
To the tune of: Go West
Rating:
6
Votes: 13
Rating: 6/10 (13 votes cast)
Submitted by: Tesco Safeway on Monday 28 October 2019 at 08:23
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Oneto34
tisdales at the wheel
tell me how good does it feel
sam Nombe is soring all our goals
fuck the cobblers and AFC
were Milton Keynes Dons.
Comments: Sung over again.
Rating:
6
Votes: 15
Rating: 6/10 (15 votes cast)
Submitted by: Cameron Cherry on Thursday 24 October 2019 at 15:17
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He's got a massive ten inch c**k cisse, cisse, he's got a massive ten inch c**k Cisse, Cisse. He shagged a bird and now she's dead he wrapped his c**k around her head. Ouss Cisse is Mk's number 6.
Rating:
6
Votes: 15
Rating: 6/10 (15 votes cast)
Submitted by: on Tuesday 30 October 2018 at 10:40
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Franchise scum, who gives a f***, we're Mk Dons and we're going up (Repeat)
Rating:
5
Votes: 29
Rating: 5/10 (29 votes cast)
Submitted by: on Thursday 29 May 2014 at 13:40
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We're the Dons! We're the Dons, we're the Dons, we're the Dons. We're the Dons, we're the Dons, we're the Donnss, we're the Dons, we're the Dons, we're the Dons, we're the Dons. We're the Dons!
Rating:
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Votes: 31
Rating: 5/10 (31 votes cast)
Submitted by: on Thursday 29 May 2014 at 13:39
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