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Fleetwood Town logo terrace chants player logo terrace chants tune logo terrace chants chant poster logo

A chant sung by Fleetwood Town fans about Joey Barton.

Super Joey Barton he comes from Merseyside
he used to play for Marseille now that's a f****n dive
we've got Paddy Madden and Chedwyn Evans too
and Barry McKays fast as f**k cuts your defence in two

ohhh super Joey Barton he comes from Merseyside
he used to play for Marseille now that's a f****n dive
we've got Paddy Madden and Chedwyn Evans too
and Barry McKays fast as f**k cuts your defence in two.

To the tune of: My Old Man's a Dustman

Rating:

2

Votes: 7

Rating: 2/10 (7 votes cast)


Submitted by: Cod Army on Friday 21 February 2020 at 14:52

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A chant sung by Bolton Wanderers fans about Mark Beevers.

Oh, Mark Beevers is magic, he wears a magic hat, and if you throw a brick at him, he’ll head the f*cker back. He partners with the Wheater, and then he’ll do the same, and when we win promotion, we’ll sing this song again!

To the tune of: My Old Man's a Dustman

Rating:

9

Votes: 4

Rating: 9/10 (4 votes cast)


Submitted by: on Monday 18 February 2019 at 10:23

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A chant sung by Sunderland and England fans.

Pickford is a MacKem he wears a MacKem hat he's number one at England there's no denying that he saves it on the left post he saves it on the right and when he plays for England hesfucking dynamite.

To the tune of: My Old Man's a Dustman

Rating:

6

Votes: 9

Rating: 6/10 (9 votes cast)


Submitted by: Ryan pritchard on Sunday 8 July 2018 at 11:23

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A chant sung by Crystal Palace fans about Wilf Zaha.

Ooooooo we are crystal palace, supporters near and far, we've got a magic winger, his name is wilf zaha.
he is a palace legend
he plays in red and blue, and you cant focking stop him, coz he's just to good for you.

To the tune of: My Old Man's a Dustman

Rating:

8

Votes: 27

Rating: 8/10 (27 votes cast)


Submitted by: charlie hill jct on Thursday 22 March 2018 at 23:02

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A chant sung by Bristol Rovers fans about Betty Swollocks who is/ was manager of Bristol City.

Bristol rovers are s**t

they really know it

all the players are gay

way hay hay.

Comments: Black.

To the tune of: My Old Man's a Dustman

Rating:

6

Votes: 32

Rating: 6/10 (32 votes cast)


Submitted by: Billy Elliot on Tuesday 14 March 2017 at 16:32

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A chant sung by Fleetwood Town fans about Uwe Rosler who is/ was manager of Blackpool.

Super Uwe Rosler he comes from Germany
he used to play for City but now he's Cod Army
we've got Ashley Hunter and Nicky Haughton too
and Bobby Grant sent Blackpool down and now their in league two

ohhhhh Super Uwe Rosler he comes from Germany

repeat repeat repeat.

To the tune of: My Old Man's a Dustman

Rating:

5

Votes: 44

Rating: 5/10 (44 votes cast)


Submitted by: on Sunday 31 July 2016 at 20:30

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