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A chant sung by Hashtag United fans about Faisal 'MANJDOG' Manji.

Oh Faisal Manji,
you are the love of my life,

oh Faisal Manji, I’d let you s**g my wife
oh Faisal Manji, I love your curly pubes too.

To the tune of: Cant Take My Eyes Off You - Frankie Valli

Rating:

Votes: 14

Submitted by: Wes Tanser on Friday 18 September 2020 at 23:04

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A chant sung by Manchester United fans about James Jatty Bollocks and Tom.

Im dhilan Chauhan

im dhilan Chauhan

im big and hard
manchester United 4 Lyfe
vidhuis Bolocks
in My Mouth
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Comments: Dhilan.

To the tune of: Bo Boo Sheep

Rating:

Votes: 1

Submitted by: DHILAN GLIZZY VIDHI on Friday 18 September 2020 at 10:32

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A chant sung by Newport Isle of Wight fans about Kyle Kilroy.

His name is Kyle kilroy he touches kids and he is on the register he once touched my granddaughter she was only seven now he’s dropped the soap

lalalala poo lalalala poo he likes touching children he likes touching children lalalala poo.

To the tune of: Hi Ho You Fat Bastard

Rating:

Votes: 20

Submitted by: Henry wollweber on Wednesday 16 September 2020 at 10:26

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A chant sung by Newport Isle of Wight fans.

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Comments: Up the port.

To the tune of: John Cena Theme So

Rating:

Votes: 17

Submitted by: Sary Greeter on Wednesday 16 September 2020 at 08:59

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A chant sung by Leeds United fans about Frank Lampard who is/ was manager of Derby County.

All of the spies are hidden away, just try not to worry, you'll beat us some day.
we beat you at home, we best you away, stop crying Frank Lampard!

Comments: Sung by Leeds fans after the spying incident in to0one9.

To the tune of: Stop Crying Your Heart Out by Oasis

Rating:

Votes: 6

Submitted by: Frankie on Saturday 15 August 2020 at 21:39

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A chant sung by Luton Town fans about Watford.

Your sister is your mother
your father is your brother
and Elton johns your lover, the Watford family.

To the tune of: The Adams Family

Rating:

Votes: 4

Submitted by: Eltonsbum on Monday 27 July 2020 at 14:35

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